Monthly Archives: November 2008

BlahblahFish… Fun for everyone!

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Ahhh, and again i thank the world for google and their google reader! Digging through my nearly 100 subscriptions now Bits & Pieces shines through the drudge again. One visit to the site BlahblahFish.com and you’ll be thoroughly entertained for a good half of your intense work day. Bosses beware, ha!

Step 1: Enter phrase…
I decided to go with the tried and true “Nine Three Studio. Designer by trade, artist by passion.” Hey, it seemed fitting. Don’t judge.

Step 2: Choose your desired language to be BlahblahFished.

Step 3: Results! And much mumbled laughter.

  • Italian: Study nine three. Planner through commerce, artist from passion.
  • Greek: Studio nine three. Designer from the trade, artist from the passion.
  • Welsh: ‘ heartburn son-in-law ‘ heartburn Three Studio. Designer to market , artist to heat.
  • Swedish: Nine Three Studio. Designer by trade , artist wide candle.
  • Latin: Nine Three Stud. Intention very monastic rule , author very passion.
  • Serbian: Nine Three Studio. Designer at bargain , artist at emotion.
  • Norwegian: Nine Three The workrooms. Design by trade , is not circulating perforate at delight.
  • Russian: In mother russia, Studio nine three you! Just kidding

Well…. clearly about 1/3 of the way through my post the internets gods decided they didn’t want me to spread the gospel. My work’s firewall has blocked BlahblahFish from me midway through my copy and paste spree. sigh. To be continued from a remote local, aka my home office.

UPDATE: Well i was able to get a couple more funny ones up there. Enjoy. Surf the link. Create your own funny!

Have you ever felt…

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persistence and dedication slip through the tips of your fingers? That’s how my day went at about 2:13pm today. There i was, refreshing my way to a final victory of internet deal surfing. Click after click, unwanted product after monotonous unwanted product… Until the saving grace of the woot-off blessed my fingertips with it’s unattainably pixelated “bag of crap”. Hurried, I clicked on the I WANT ONE button only to find that while the midst of my workday has taken me to a tabbed browser 10 seconds too late… SERVER BUSY is all i got. The months of daily woot checking and mid day hoping for a woot-off has again left me questing for the day that i get my bag of crap….

You’ve won this time internets… this time…

Portfolio: HALFrican-american

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In the spirit of the presidential election, inspiration hit me. Up until the election was over no one really heard about the “race issue”, but once Barack was crowned king (figuratively speaking, of course) of our great nation it seems like that was the ONLY thing everyone had to talk about. I understand it’s a great time for our nation’s history and whatnot, but the negative connotation places on the issue of race is just sickening… So, long story short, this little bit-o-inspiration hit me.

Please don’t flame me or send me hate mail. This is NOT a racist message, it’s an observational render.

If you’re a supporter of the arts, like Obama, hate Obama, are half African-American or just feel like scoring some sweet swag… then check out My HALFricanUSA Cafe Press store. All the proceeds will go to keeping my refrigerator fully stocked with Mauntain Dew and Dr. Pepper. Thanks!